Eviction Notice

ATTENTION UTERUS, OVARIES, FALLOPIAN TUBES, AND CERVIX:

YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO VACATE THE PREMISIS.  THE HOST IS NO LONGER WILLING TO ACCEPT YOU AS A VALID TENANT.

PACK UP YOUR CRAP AND GO.  THIS INCLUDES CYSTS, LESIONS, AND ALL TUMORS.  LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND.

AND LYMPH NODES, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.  FLAIR UP OR CAUSE ANY DRAMA, AND YOU ARE OUT ON YOUR ASS.

That is all.

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